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A promising run at Molesey Regatta

By Ralph • Jul 21st, 2009 • Category: regattas

It’s been interesting to see the Novvie IM3 4+ crew develop as both oarspersons and men over the last few months. The Ergonator has become a Teutonic comedic god, knows 3 jokes now and is slowly mastering the basics of sarcasm. Tom’s new nutty boy haircut reflects the Top Gun (ok, short-haul pilot) he has [...]



Rare Thames photographic archive unearthed

By Ralph • Jul 21st, 2009 • Category: news

As part of the 150th year celebrations, readers of this august journal might be interested in some photos recently uncovered behind the lockers in the crewroom.



Eel Pie Island near-heroics and a rare bird sighting

By Ralph • Jul 1st, 2009 • Category: news, regattas

Before Unofficially Thames gets swamped this week with updates regarding a minor provincial regatta held on the non-tidal Thames I thought I’d better bring you news of Hatwell’s heroes.
After a diffident couple of weeks of training post-Dublin, the IM3 qualified-IV dragged their weary bodies up the towpath to compete in Richmond Regatta on June 27. [...]



Novvie Men distinguish themselves…

By Ralph • Jun 9th, 2009 • Category: news, regattas, results

…at the All-Ireland boat rigging championships. Dat would be roight.
The squad and their livers have recently returned from a successful trip to Eire. The brave boys and girls showed the bog-botherers how a boat should be rigged at Dublin’s Met Regatta. The experience gained earlier in the year on the apocalyptic day known as “The [...]



Twickers Regatta ‘09, brought to you by Innocent Drinks

By Ralph • May 27th, 2009 • Category: news, regattas

Innocent – keeping hairy Antipodeans gainfully employed since 2008.
Are there any finer sights than a glorious summer’s day in Richmond? The riverside bars,  the wild flowers in the water meadows, pretty girls in floaty summer dresses, the braying of sloanes drifting on the wind andpiss-stained tramps passed out on the towpath at 8am in the morning. [...]



Novice Men administer sound thrashings to old men, boys…

By Ralph • May 19th, 2009 • Category: news, regattas, results

…Otherwise known as Thames Novice Men at Borne @ Chiswick  Regatta ‘09.
A bracing row up to Chiswick Bridge in Wagnerian conditions was the prelude to a successful day at the races for the Novice Men’s squad on 9 May. Two wins out of three categories made for a happy band of brothers (and sistahs, soz [...]